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今年过年你被“逼生二胎”了么?

来源: 南方日报网络版     时间: 2019年08月19日 09:28:19
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(  千)(万)(不)(要)(以)(为)(逼)(婚)(、催)(生)(就)(是)(尽)(头)(了)(,更)(不)(要)(低)(估)(了)(春)(节)(的)(杀)(伤)(力)(,令)(人)(羡)(慕)(的)(单)(身)(妹)(子)(们)(千)(万)(要)(挺)(住)(,今)(年)(姐)(姐)(又)(被)(逼)(二)(胎)(了)(……令)(人)(神)(往)(的)(春)(节)(假)(期)(马)(上)(就)(结)(束)(了)(,朋)(友)(圈)(里)(又)(出)(现)(了)(各)(式)(新)(名)(词)(。
  威)(逼)(利)(诱)(催)(二)(胎)(
  
  不)(少)(剩)(男)(剩)(女)(回)(到)(老)(家)(想)(必)(都)(遭)(到)(了)(重)(重)(围)(攻)(“恋)(爱)(了)(吗)(?快)(结)(婚)(吧)(!”,这)(叫)(“逼)(婚)(”。很)(多)(年)(轻)(同)(胞)(挺)(不)(住)(,终)(于)(把)(婚)(结)(了)(,又)(来)(“谁)(的)(问)(题)(啊)(?去)(查)(查)(,趁)(年)(轻)(赶)(紧)(生)(一)(个)(!”此)(乃)(“催)(生)(”。举)(全)(家)(之)(力)(,使)(尽)(浑)(身)(解)(数)(,生)(了)(是)(吧)(?别)(着)(急)(,国)(家)(二)(胎)(政)(策)(都)(放)(开)(了)(,春)(节)(回)(家)(又)(接)(大)(招)(“怎)(么)(还)(不)(要)(呢)(,我)(们)(都)(还)(不)(老)(,可)(以)(帮)(你)(们)(看)(孩)(子)(。没)(事)(!生)(吧)(生)(吧)(!不)(累)(……”这)(便)(是)(“逼)(二)(胎)(”。
  “没)(事)(?您)(没)(事)(!我)(可)(有)(事)(啊)(!”不)(少)(年)(轻)(夫)(妇)(表)(示)(无)(奈)(,可)(春)(节)(回)(家)(遭)(受)(了)(难)(以)(想)(象)(的)(进)(攻)(,杀)(伤)(力)(简)(直)(不)(能)(想)(象)(。
  
  威)(:双)(方)(父)(母)(使)(出)(各)(种)(脸)(色)(要)(求)(再)(生)(二)(胎)(,甚)(至)(有)(可)(能)(说)(出)(“不)(生)(二)(胎)(就)(别)(回)(家)(过)(年)(”之)(类)(的)(话)(。
  逼)(:某)(些)(家)(庭)(传)(统)(观)(念)(较)(强)(,希)(望)(有)(男)(孩)(能)(传)(宗)(接)(代)(。若)(第)(一)(胎)(是)(女)(儿)(,生)(二)(胎)(就)(成)(了)(顺)(理)(成)(章)(的)(事)(。长)(辈)(们)(张)(口)(闭)(口)(要)(抱)(孙)(子)(!
  利)(:条)(件)(好)(些)(的)(家)(庭)(,往)(往)(明)(码)(标)(价)(,生)(一)(个)(孩)(子)(给)(五)(十)(万)(,另)(外)(加)(五)(万)(元)(月)(嫂)(费)(,包)(养)(第)(一)(胎)(的)(所)(有)(费)(用)(。
  诱)(:生)(了)(二)(胎)(,把)(房)(子)(和)(工)(资)(都)(留)(给)(孙)(子)(,有)(些)(公)(婆)(甚)(至)(去)(医)(院)(伺)(候)(起)(了)(老)(亲)(家)(,为)(的)(就)(是)(团)(结)(一)(致)(共)(同)(诱)(惑)(儿)(媳)(妇)(生)(二)(胎)(。
  被)(“逼)(”解)(脱)(术)(在)(这)(
  据)(说)(,实)(战)(中)(往)(往)(还)(会)(出)(现)(各)(种)(不)(可)(预)(知)(的)(战)(法)(,怎)(么)(样)(?够)(味)(了)(吧)(?别)(慌)(,下)(面)(几)(招)(也)(许)(能)(帮)(您)(脱)(身)(。
  
  抗)(:此)(时)(,一)(定)(要)(和)(老)(公)(统)(一)(思)(想)(,一)(致)(对)(外)(,当)(逼)(二)(胎)(长)(辈)(开)(火)(时)(,男)(方)(出)(来)(应)(付)(一)(下)(,一)(般)(可)(以)(避)(免)(尴)(尬)(场)(面)(。
  障)(:这)(就)(是)(所)(谓)(的)(障)(眼)(法)(,赶)(紧)(转)(移)(话)(题)(,比)(如)(“我)(们)(就)(会)(努)(力)(的)(,心)(里)(有)(数)(,看)(看)(给)(孩)(子)(买)(的)(新)(衣)(服)(多)(好)(看)(……”
  诉)(:多)(诉)(苦)(,二)(胎)(出)(生)(后)(,吃)(喝)(拉)(撒)(、教)(育)(、医)(疗)(、住)(房)(等)(问)(题)(都)(要)(解)(决)(,跟)(长)(辈)(讲)(清)(楚)(经)(济)(实)(力)(尚)(且)(不)(够)(。
  躲)(:三)(十)(六)(计)(走)(为)(上)(策)(,实)(在)(搞)(不)(定)(的)(话)(,赶)(紧)(找)(个)(上)(厕)(所)(的)(理)(由)(躲)(开)(就)(是)(了)(,初)(七)(上)(班)(是)(吧)(?找)(个)(理)(由)(初)(五)(就)(回)(。
  最)(后)(还)(有)(一)(招)(,带)(上)(父)(母)(体)(验)(一)(下)(新)(时)(尚)(生)(活)(,如)(果)(真)(有)(经)(济)(能)(力)(接)(受)(,身)(体)(允)(许)(,生)(个)(二)(宝)(也)(未)(必)(就)(是)(件)(苦)(事)(。
  在)(北)(京)(城)(南)(的)(世)(纪)(之)(花)(假)(日)(广)(场)(,将)(向)(您)(呈)(现)(一)(个)(标)(配)(的)(新)(时)(尚)(生)(活)(。
  
  记)(者)(从)(项)(目)(方)(了)(解)(到)(,广)(场)(集)(购)(物)(中)(心)(、休)(闲)(娱)(乐)(、国)(际)(文)(化)(、喜)(事)(广)(场)(、亲)(子)(成)(长)(、健)(康)(运)(动)(、商)(业)(办)(公)(等)(丰)(富)(业)(态)(于)(一)(体)(,将)(“文)(化)(+娱)(乐)(+时)(尚)(”做)(细)(做)(精)(,满)(足)(“一)(站)(式)(生)(活)(”所)(需)(的)(假)(日)(休)(闲)(生)(活)(型)(主)(题)(商)(业)(公)(园)(。
  
  刚)(开)(业)(不)(久)(,购)(物)(中)(心)(内)(品)(牌)(开)(业)(率)(就)(已)(超)(75%,由)(酒)(店)(、商)(业)(等)(组)(成)(,商)(业)(面)(积)(32万)(平)(方)(米)(,由)(地)(下)(三)(层)(、地)(上)(五)(层)(组)(成)(,其)(中)(地)(下)(B2、B3为)(停)(车)(场)(,整)(体)(面)(积)(19万)(平)(方)(米)(,可)(容)(纳)(7000辆)(机)(动)(车)(。为)(方)(便)(顾)(客)(出)(行)(,还)(开)(通)(了)(往)(返)(于)(宋)(家)(庄)(、旧)(宫)(地)(铁)(站)(和)(和)(义)(小)(区)(的)(免)(费)(班)(车)(。
  
  值)(得)(一)(提)(的)(是)(,广)(场)(中)(的)(欧)(酷)(动)(力)(星)(球)(在)(这)(个)(春)(节)(开)(业)(,面)(积)(超)(过)(4000平)(米)(,由)(美)(国)(迪)(士)(尼)(梦)(幻)(团)(队)(设)(计)(搭)(建)(,目)(前)(国)(内)(仅)(此)(一)(家)(。此)(外)(,新)(开)(业)(的)(游)(乐)(中)(心)(另)(有)(8项)(大)(型)(游)(乐)(设)(施)(首)(次)(引)(进)(中)(国)(,各)(类)(游)(乐)(设)(备)(共)(200多)(个)(。
  该)(说)(的)(说)(了)(,该)(逛)(的)(逛)(了)(,招)(数)(用)(尽)(后)(,一)(家)(人)(不)(要)(说)(两)(家)(话)(,如)(果)(生)(活)(标)(配)(条)(件)(允)(许)(,积)(极)(响)(应)(国)(家)(和)(小)(家)(的)(号)(召)(,该)(生)(的)(还)(得)(生)(。
  编)(辑)(:心)(机)(的)(小)(编)(
  
  
  
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